Cabal Coin ($CABAL)

The Only Cryptocurrency Backed by Reptilian Overlords!

WARNING: This website may trigger cognitive dissonance in non-believers

Are you tired of boring, mainstream cryptocurrencies? Do you crave the thrill of investing in something truly ridiculous? Look no further than Cabal Coin!

Why Choose Cabal Coin?

Illuminati-approved blockchain technology
Each transaction decoded reveals lizard people's secret messages
Mining process aligns chakras and repels chemtrails
Smart contracts written in ancient Sumerian
Deflationary tokenomics ensure value always goes up (trust us)

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Disclaimer: Cabal Coin is a parody cryptocurrency. If you actually invest in this, you might want to reconsider your life choices. Not financial advice. DYORR (Do Your Own Reptilian-research).