Welcome, fellow enlightened ones, to the official whitepaper of Cabal Coin ($CABAL). This revolutionary cryptocurrency is designed to empower individuals and liberate financial systems.
Cabal Coin utilizes our proprietary Quantum Meme Entanglement Formula technology. Each transaction is verified by advanced AI algorithms and secured by military-grade encryption.
The total supply of Cabal Coin is strictly limited to 1,000,000,000 tokens. Distribution as follows:
Q2 2024: Launch token, create hype
Q2 2024: More hype, possible Elon Musk tweet (manifesting this)
Q2 2024: Develop groundbreaking technology (TBD)
Q2 2024: Moon mission 🚀🌕
Q3 2024: Mars mission 🚀🔴
Q4 2024: Intergalactic domination 🌌
Our team consists of the brightest minds from top Silicon Valley companies and prestigious institutions. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, all team members will remain anonymous, known only by their code names:
Cabal Coin represents the future of finance, memes, and serious investments. Join us on this journey to revolutionize the world!
This whitepaper is for entertainment purposes only. If you take financial advice from a website that uses Comic Sans and blinking text, you may want to reconsider your life choices. Cabal Coin is not responsible for any loss of funds, sanity, or faith in humanity.